Well hello there. The name’s Patch. You can call me Mr. Patch. I usually don’t sit for portraits because I’m far too busy for such trivial pursuits. But my master – I’ll call him Master G – apparently sent a photo of me in one of my lazier moments to Mari, and look what she did? She stuffed me into a silly technicolor jacket and slapped a pink bowtie on my neck! What was she thinking?!? She got my ears right but my face…ugh. In reality, I’m a much more handsome fellow. And I’m definitely not blue. I haven’t the foggiest idea what Master G. told Mari about me, but I don’t think this portrait does me justice. It certainly doesn’t capture my irresistible charm and magnetic charisma.
I’m a forgiving guy. Mari, try again. And here’s a suggestion: make me look hot. You know, the way I really am.
About the cookie: Rich chocolate with base layer of royal icing. Hand-cut stencil of cat’s face wiped on top. Details all hand-piped. And Mr. Patch is right. This doesn’t really look much like him. Anyone venture what kind of cat this is?
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Hi Patch: Actually, I like your portrait very much. I think the jacket and tie make you look hawt. Not every cat could wear that jacket and look good in it. You carry it off very well.
Paz
My what a handsome chap you are Mr Patch!
Mari, that is a wonderful photo.
And Mr. Patch? I don’t believe you when you say that cookie doesn’t capture your irresistible charm and magnetic charisma.
Oh, Mari has definitely captured your charm and charisma, Mr. Patch! Its just possible that the portrait outshines you? You’re jealous? I think you are one kool kat.
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